Thursday, 7 March 2013

Radio column: Bottling up

"What did you buy?" asked Victoria Derbyshire. 
"A bottle of gin," replied Rachel.
"And where did you drink it?"
"The first mouthful would have been in the toilet at Tesco... Then I went to a hotel."
"And drank the rest of the bottle?"
"I presume so, yes. I blacked out."
And so the cycle began again.